A SUPERHERO

Every little boy dreams of being a superhero. If I was a superhero it would probably go something like this...


Police Chief: "Mayor, the museum of modern art is about to explode! If we don't do something in
the next 10 minutes, a lot of people will die."

Mayor: "Explode!?! From what"

Police Chief: "It seems the joker has hidden a 90 pound funny bomb somewhere in the building.
We cant find it."

Mayor: "Blasted Joker! That is so brute magoots! We literally just renovated that place in
August! Well its a good thing this city has a superhero we can depend on. I ll
just use this red phone on my desk that is directly
lined to SuperJosh's HeadQuarters and we should have this sorted out in no time.

(Mayor picks up phone and waits for SuperJosh to answer)

(Keeps waiting)

Mayor: "Shit, there is no answer"

the end